May 2012
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buffooneymara:
“he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it
ladysatan:
I wish I could pay someone to shave my legs for me.
I don’t think any male understands how hard it is to shave your legs, especially when they’re long. Jesus, y’all should go down on bitches for hours with freshly shaved long legs.
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wellalright:
heard multiple songs on the radio on my way home about guys calling up girls in the middle of the night to have sex. one of them was like, “it’s 2am and i gotta get that pussy.” or something like that, it probably rhymed. actually they faded out the word, “pussy” so really the song could have been about anything. ice cream, taco bell, a master’s degree, pretty sure it was pussy...
twooping:
you could’ve reblogged that from me
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tacobellsprout:
the people in maroon 5 that aren’t adam levine have it worse than the people in destiny’s child that weren’t beyonce
135teas:
April 30th, the day tumblr lost his shit because of a shirtless Joe Dempsie.
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I’m too young to be old and I’m too old to be young.
– Fried Green Tomatoes
April 2012
watching Philadelphia and being sad and angry at the world
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busterbikepath replied to your post: you guys must really love me because I know I spam…
I care about your soul, but not about everything you post. hahahhaha?
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ne-yo:
How about instead of teaching gays that they should just accept bullying and “It gets better” we teach children not to fucking bully or harass gay kids
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We know this about Mitt Romney…he’s not a job creator. When he was governor of...
– Top Obama adviser Robert Gibbs, on Meet the Press Sunday. (via barackobama)
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braverthanyoublieve replied to your post: sustaining my life
at least you have easy mac, last night i tried to make instant pudding with water.
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a-wondrousplace replied to your post: sustaining my life
CHEEZ AN NOODLEZ FO EVA I don’t know why but I imagined saying that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
makes sense tbh
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Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once. How has it become such an issue?...
– Aaron Weiss (via joshuasolomon)
Aaron Weiss is one of my favorite people ever.
(via iwroteafourwordletter)
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135teas replied to your post: 135teas replied to your post: you guys must really…
;_________; your tag is gonna make me weep, our love is canon
yes, canon is what it is
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Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
HBO: Definitely new.
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